NANCY PELOSI CONTAINS A SEXUAL FETISH FOR STEALING MAIL IN VOTES

In a parallel universe where by political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with pleasure and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and cunning ways, uncovered herself at the middle of the scandal of epic proportions. All of it began innocently adequate, by using a program day in Washington, D.C., but little did Pelos